How to Make it as a Blogger in 2024
Posted: August 21, 2024 | Tagged: Rants
As the world of blogging gets more and more bizarre, frustrating, annoying and impossible (especially if you are a real blogger), here are my 6 Top Tips on how to make it as a blogger in 2024
"Oh what a circus, oh what a show" by Tim Rice
Real photo of a hard-working travel blogger (just for effect):
1. Copy other peoples stuff
Why waste time and energy writing your own blog post when you can just as easily copy someone else's hard work. Google doesn't give a fuck about copied content anyways.
2. Write about places you have never been to
Yeah, this is the modus operandi of many a blogger, even some of the top ones. And why not, it's so easy and pass it off as your own. All from the comfort of your armchair. No need to worry about it, refer to no. 1 above and find a photo, refer to no. 3 below and Bob is indeed your Uncle. And to top it off, Google seems to love these sorts of blog posts.
3. Use other people's photos
If your skills as a photographer are mediocre or you didn't actually go to the place where you have just 'written' (cough-cough) about, download one from a royalty-free photo site or just download them from a suitable blog post where the author did indeed go to, then refer to no. 4 below.
4. Use photo-editing tools to insert your selfie into any old photo
This is crazy. The twats that designed this tool need to be kneecapped and left in a ditch but again, Google doesn't seem to care. They love it in fact.
5. Use aps like Grammarlie too Czech ur speling
Once you have copied and pasted someone else's content, use a spelling-checking app to make sure you have a few mistakes so your fake post can be passed off as AI.
6. Fake it til you make it
Yes, why be real, just fake it. Because it seems easier to succeed as a faker than a person who puts in the hard work who gets de-ranked, pushed into oblivion on a daily basis by all the other fakers. At least you are on a level playing field.
